Welcome to the Dreamatorium
memegop:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/21/tn-man-arrested-for-asking-local-official-to-speak-up-amid-dispute-over-wastewater-plant/
#MemeGOP #UniteBlue

she grabs his neck holy tits

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

tsuki-nekota:

The Bunker Games: Where Sam hates his life

(That’s binary for “ur dumb” by the way)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

comedycentral:

Jon Stewart challenged John McCain to an old-fashioned Wrong-Off. Click here to watch.

ameatyourservice:

sassylesbiandelilahmoreau:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

it’s tarzan and jane

ameatyourservice:

sassylesbiandelilahmoreau:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

it’s tarzan and jane

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

jtotheizzoe:

sci-universe:

Neil’s words from the last episode of “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey”

Same.

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.

prussianinamerica:

I had a teacher who refused to let any of us say “its okay” because of this exact reason.